Pisces - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Creeping quietly in darkened rooms has only a 7.15% chance of floor creak this month, the best it's been for Pisces since 1987. Your fellow old creaky house sharers will be appreciative of your quietness, unless some kind of over enthusiastic pet, probably a dog, is involved, in which case the chance of loud pet yelp is at an all time high of 67%, especially in the same darkened rooms...

Embrace technology with an S in the brand name for much of the time, especially at the most dangerous moments of boot up or close down.

Flashing lights with the words 'Danger', 'Alarm' or some such, can be disconnected to no ill effect up until the 28th of the month.

This month your destiny feels like the third number in your credit card pin.

 

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