Libra - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Smiling with food stuck in between your teeth at dinner parties is well starred again this month, especially after meals of spinach, tomatoes and chilies. The stars would suggest you take a spare toothbrush around with you but you won't remember will you? No, it would be a waste of digital internet ink to even write that for Libra.

Hold-ups, hold-alls and hold-outs are all starred freshly for much of the time.

Beware anybody who looks even remotely like Justin Timberlake on Thursdays until the cock crows on the 19th.

Rubble, demolitions and general untidiness in bedrooms, is well starred for much of the time, especially if some person older than you is complaining that you should tidy it up.

This month your destiny is like one of those found footage movies that look cheap but in fact were really expensive to make.


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