Leo - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Beauty: Botox injections are your lucky face tightening beauty treatment once again this month. Literally on the other hand, nails continue to prove difficult much of the time especially when clinging on for dear life from tall buildings.

Avoid games of Chinese Whispers all month as no matter how hard you try you will be unable to pass on exactly the same thing you have been told. Yes, there's always one isn't there? This month it's you Leo.

Running, but not swarming, rats, are well starred in any walks down subways or underground passages especially if you are in toeless sandals and may have dropped cheese on your feet before going out.

This month your destiny feels like an area of under arm sweat through a shirt.

 

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