Gemini - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Favor sulphur in any fire, sulphur, and brimstone situations all month, especially on Wednesday mornings.

Enjoy the Alvin and Chipmunks type situation on the 7th of May when looking for food for a caged pet. (Probably best to steer away from any Lady Gaga requests if asked.)

Difficult, long delayed, decisions may only be resolvable by some kind of near soap levels of conflict-argument, or too much alcohol, whichever happens first.

Your destiny shines like an Exit sign in a cinema.

 

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