Capricorn - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Surprise parties for a birthday or anniversary are badly starred, especially at the don't tell the person who it's for stage. Particular danger of Capricorn spoiling the surprise exists in supermarkets, schools and gym situations - watch your facial expression as well as what you say - your expressive Capricorn eyes give more away than you realize in a Lassie type way.

Squats, lunges and spurts are your lucky workout strategies all month. Look for a youtube video of how to do it correctly, and try to avoid the comedy workout videos that intentionally tell you how to do it all wrong.

Clocks that play a jingle on the hour are badly starred especially if they are of the bingy bong type.

This month your destiny shares the desires of a frisky donkey.


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