Cancer - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

A new craze from Europe is spreading your way: Recreational riot training is about to become a new keep fit type sensation. Deciding whether you are the recreational police officer or the recreational rioter is a life choice you should have made a while back. If you are offended, or even just slightly miffed, by that last remark, then you are so a rioter.

Dull clothing should be chosen above flamboyant, particularly in trips to the park on Saturdays and Tuesdays until the end of the third quarter or the monsoon season depending on which part of the world you are reading this in.

Discussions about ambiance continues to be well starred, particularly on esoteric philosophy's of which you know next to nothing but skimmed a brief bluffers guide on it once a while ago.

This month your destiny shines like you are using a LED eco efficient light bulb.


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