Aries - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Favor flotsam in any choice between flotsam and jetsam.

Beware any strange or vulnerable person this month as they are most likely some kind of complicated police stake out, some police crime type tv show, or Simon Cowell's next project.

Embrace obesity in all of its forms this month, especially at cake rush hour in the nearest bakery at Tuesday lunch time.

Explaining things using your hands is well starred this month, especially when describing someone you fancy, or the size and shape of vegetables you are looking for in a store which still employs an assistant who cares.

This month your destiny is in the shower with a Sagittarius.

 

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