Taurus - March 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Walking slightly stooped when clicking your fingers like those bad kids in West Side Story did, is well starred this month, as are any number of musicals based dance moves if you can sing the words as you dance and sing in tune and don't get out of breath.

Your nervous reaction to difficult or sensitive situations by using comedy will be averagely starred once again this month.

Any attempt to kill with kindness this month will fail at the third to fifth false grin.

Your destiny is still deciding who to vote for in some election later in the year.

 

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