Scorpio - March 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Hand jiving, 'doing the Egyptian' and swatting flies with your hands, are all well starred this month.

Your lamb and sheep impersonation is set to confuse and delight the animals and small children in equal measure when performed this month.

Writing signs for a protest march is badly starred for much of the first part of the year, such as pens not working, the board on the pole coming off, poles bending randomly, thinking of just stupid things to write on the sign.

This month your destiny is looking for a bargain on Ebay.

 

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