News that you, maybe, can get by with just 3 minutes exercise a week [link] is set to interest you, although you might prefer to keep to your recently discovered energetic showering technique that has theoretically increased your exercise time up to 15 minutes.
Sculpture in marble is set to inspire you to try it this month - as you set out on a twenty five year project to carve your very own David.
Saying sorry with flowers is doomed to fail this month if you go for the thwackable-over-your-head bunch of flowers. Try a potted plant in a light plastic pot - it's more difficult to hit you over the head with a living plant.
This month your destiny has decided to grow a mustache.