Pisces - March 2012 - Funny Horoscope

It will perplex you in some kind of downtime this month that the world of food makes little sense. Example: there's no ham in hamburgers, and no dogs in hot dogs. You are about to have mixed feelings when news comes in that 50% of hot dogs in America may actually contain dog.

You have been hoping for a legal excuse to draw a loaded gun and shout 'Stick 'em up!' This month may be the time.

Only agree to pay for a sea cruise after negotiating a suitable discount following the recent, Jupiter inspired, Costa Lines accidents. Saturn thinks 20% reduction is suitable, Neptune says do not accept anything less than 25%.

This month your destiny feels like a frayed hair that has seen better blow dry days.

 

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