Libra - March 2012 - Funny Horoscope

You have always wanted to try one of those free mobility machines that only the old and very overweight are allowed to use to pootle about supermarkets, shopping malls, and some such, and this month, after weeks of perfecting your false limp, is your opportunity.

Chatting to a taxi driver is about to take on an element of intrigue this month when the driver says something in a strange tone of voice. You will feel compelled to try this tone of voice on a street ruffian or a small gang to mixed results.

Favor political statements in any Banksy type graffiti endeavors until after 23rd of the month after which it's open season, but don't even think of incorporating a Disney copyright character - they have eyes and lawyers everywhere.

Your destiny is having a good day in the markets this month.


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