Virgo - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Prefer songs from singers with that sort of vulnerable, broken, voice type style, rather than the ones who could probably blow your hat off if they stood singing at full volume in front of your face - especially on Saturday nights in a bar or club.

Tossing the caber, the Highland Fling, bagpipe playing, eating haggis and swigging whiskey, are your lucky Scotland themes this month, especially if not wearing any kind of kilt even if they claim to have found your clan's tartan (which seems unlikely given your family).

Favor any casino in Las Vegas with bright yellow and red flashing lights.

This month your destiny feels like the 5 of spades in the deck of life.

 

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