Taurus - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Power ballads, upbeat (but without violins) country music, and slow rock music are your lucky music's this month, and until a solar storm forces you to change radio channels later in the year.

The last half hour of weddings is your lucky social period all month - it was the last 45 minutes all of last year and the first part of this.

Gifts with bows continue to be mediumly starred, especially at the 15% unwrapped stage where paper cuts are still a very real danger and yet using scissors seems over kill and they are not readily available anyway in those exciting moments immediately after being given a nicely wrapped gift like that...

Your destiny is like a performing seal who is nicely full with fish but is prepared to jump through the hoop one more time for his public.

 

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