Sagittarius - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Ticker tape parades, brightly coloured patriotic hats, scarfs when the weather is too hot for them, oversized flags, street parties, sandwiches made by kindly middle aged mother types, and flat fizzy drinks in warm plastic cups, are all badly starred this month especially during moments of national celebration or mourning.

Venting your anger in enclosed places, particularly at sea where the person to whom you are venting your anger is the only way you can get back safely on land, remains extremely favourably starred this month. Later on in the year Jupiter's transection of Saturn will add throwing things into the mix.

This month your destiny is in a pub in Glasgow.

 

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