Following on from last month's general four legged animal advisory, putting a chocolate drop on a dog's nose (intending that they then flick their head back to eat it) has just become startlingly badly starred. Forget it this month. Just go for a nice owner/pet cuddle, as long as you feel you can control your Plutonian influences to trap their leg, neck or nose under your knee which could lead to bloodshed in a doggie Chainsaw Massacre type way if they are big enough to defend themselves.

Old folksy tips include:"There's trouble in them thar hills", "Many a slip twixt cup and lip" and "There's a monster in that lagoon" are all well starred in any early summer trip to Deliverance type places this month.

Speaking with a lisp has never been better starred.

This month your destiny is like a little bird picking grunge from a hippos teeth.