Gemini - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Low budget documentaries (exclusive to the internet) will be your preferred source of views on most subject this month especially on religious subjects and eating mushrooms. Bargain bin documentaries under [put your earth currency here] 1.56 are also well starred.

Board games - the actual physical board-and-counters kind and any computer simulations - are well starred this month as EA Sports begins a new sponsorship deal with Planet Mars from 16th of the month.

Nodding off to sleep in trains, busses and planes are well starred this month, including for all pilots and drivers of said vehicles especially during dusk on the 19th-23rd of the month.

This month your destiny is shouting with its eyebrows.

 

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