Capricorn - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Aggressive, highly leveraged, trading positions in the international money markets are well starred this month, even accidental ones - that includes if you have any savings account with a foreign owned bank. You might feel like a quick fun session of arbitrage on the 18th of the month - go ahead, ensuring you have an effective stop loss strategy, what could possibly go wong?

In a moment of idleness this month you will be drawn into ranking your favourite bodily fluids, both yours and of a favourite pet, either living or dead.

Choose Bear when asked to choose between Bear and Dog.

This month your destiny sh*ts rather than excretes.

 

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