Cancer - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

"There's no such thing as a free lunch", "You get what you pay for" and "Never bungee jump on a full stomach" are your planetary inspired agony column type tips and tricks this month.

You will decide to vote NO in some kind of referendum or other vote this month, even though the planets are determined to influence you otherwise. Be alert to repeated pencil breakages/loss, butterfly ballot (including actual butterflies) type incidents or frozen screens / Space Invader type games on electronic voting systems.

Exotic locations, yachts in bright sunshine, plush apartments and some kind of daring-do are your most likely dream time activity this month especially in the running but you can't run dream variety...

This month your destiny is the hands of a celestial troika.


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