Aries - June 2012 - Funny Horoscope

1950s fashions are well starred this month, especially clothing that women wore in Alfred Hitchcock movies, particularly the glamorous gloves with which they would point to things that could be a clue or might not be.

Hugging has rarely been worse starred with problems of accoutrement inter lockage which may prevent swift disengagement any time soon - watch those dangly necklaces in particular - Saturn suggests you dress all month as if hugging Russell Brand is imminent.

Art works of any kind are well starred, including types of art that your Dad says isn't really art and anyone could do it. You had better heed his comments as it's Fathers Day in the USA and UK this month, Australians and New Zealanders can say what they want Father's Day there isn't until September 2nd this year and will be under a different planetary aspect.

This month your destiny is like Thelma in Scooby Doo without her glasses in a tricky spot.

 

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