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AWARDS

The Candle Worshipers In Dimly Lit Rooms Funny Horoscope Of The Year, 2003

The Burnt Toast Lovers Of London, Knob Of Butter Award, Sagittarius, March 2012

The It's All Over When We Sing, Fat Ladies Of Melbourne, Australia, Tea Club, Taurus Horoscope 2011

The Stoked Harvard Graduates Of Texas, Cancer Horoscope Of The Century So Far (2008)

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