Virgo - July 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Prefer the excitement of outside to the privacy of your bedroom for:

  • sewing buttons on shirts and jackets,
  • your pilate's workout,
  • adding / removing nail varnish from toes or fingers.

After last month's Scottish based exertions, this month your planetary aspect moves southwards to Newcastle in Northern England where they filmed the UK MTV Jersey Shore lookie-likie show Geordie Shore. Time to break out the six packs, orange tan and say weyaiii Cheryl.

Trolling on Twitter, Youtube, and in real life, is well starred all month.

This month your destiny has the desire but not the ability.

 

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