Scorpio - July 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Real life stunt action sequences continue to be badly starred unless you have prearranged sufficient cardboard boxes in which to fall when jumping from buildings.

Lip synching has rarely been better starred especially in the continuing "Call Me Maybe" series - versions not done yet include: School dinner ladies, The White House, Indian Slum Mix and Masai Mara wildlife versions.

There may be an answer waiting for you in Stanley Kubric's iconic 2001: A Space Odyssey this month, or maybe just put it on and fall to sleep like you always do and let the planets come up with a dream answer.

This month your destiny feels like mayo in the Subway sandwich of your choice.

 

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