Sword fights in supermarkets - but without the swords - are well starred this month. Head straight for the baguette shelves if challenged in or near the bakery section, anywhere else head for the broom handles in the home supplies aisles.
Running for the hills has rarely been better starred, especially in any wild monster chases from 1950's B-Movie type circumstances that you may find yourself in on holiday around the 18th of the month. Use old chestnut phrases such as "it's a long shot but it might just work" when trying to instill a realistic amount of confidence in any seemingly hopeless situation or situations this month.
This month your thingie needs a new doobry.