You are about to prove conclusively, including using equations with squiggly lines, that sorry is no longer the hardest word as Elton John once claimed in the 1970s. This is due to general sorry inflation and the work of politicians over the years.

Time spent brushing your teeth will be the most productive use of your time much of the month.

Tense meetings late into the night over some sort of agreement with neighbours, even governments if you are a European, are well starred, but only if the fat neighbours, probably Taurus or Scorpio, leave some of the buffet left.

This month your destiny disagrees with an animated animal.