Heavy frame square eye-glasses are your preferred eye furniture this month, but only at media gatherings particularly at a local radio station.
Any invitation to have your say on any subject in the typable social media sites is well starred this month, with a seemingly effortless ability to type the right thing right at that moment. Don't, whatever you do, look back at what you wrote for at least three years afterwards, or before if your solicitor tells you you will need to.
Any person who claims a bar of chocolate can make you into a more manly man is either the developer of a new high protein high testosterone chocolate that is probably illegal, or it is a marketing ploy by an established chocolate manufacturer. Keep your consumption of chocolate under 30 lbs a day at all costs.
This month your destiny feels like a discarded chocolate bar wrapper.