Capricorn - July 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Flying long distances in carriage / economy class and getting the seat closest to the toilet has never been better starred. Venus has ensured that even the cheapest airline has enough deodorant and chemicals to control smells in even the longest of flights, even if your fellow passengers sitting nowhere near the toilet choose to leave the door open after they exit (probably that's Sagittarius doing that).

The flip-up advisory we issued in March for the front peak on baseball caps continues this month. Attempts to bend the front peak down occasionally is doomed, don't bother.

Surfing, particularly that brief moment of euphoria about 3 seconds before you fall off is particularly well starred this month, with or without dogs.

This month your destiny likes munching on vegetables.

 

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