Aries - July 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Cowboying/rodeoing/yeeeharghing is well starred, particularly in child friendly fairground ride type rides where they provide the hats and rodeo ropes for a reasonable extra charge.

Having a nice long chat over a pot of tea is well starred again this month, especially if sitting in an east to westerly direction. Giggling, laughing, general leg slapping of your own or someone else's is your lucky style of intercourse.

Knitting socks, cardigans and some such like your granny used to do has its attractions this month until you see how expensive the wool is these days. Much better value to get someone in Thailand to do it for you and get it delivered to a convenient discount store of your choosing.

This month your destiny is putting the milk bottles out for the milkman in the 1950s road.


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