Virgo - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

2012 will be a life changing year in more ways than one, maybe two. You will finally learn to do that backflip thing from a standing start if only in the visualizing it your mind sense.

Beware starry eyed economists in all of their forms especially if they shout.

You will accidentally add a measure of spirits to a Manhattan Cocktail you were making and find that it is simply the best cocktail you have ever tasted. Try as hard as you might you will never be able to recreate that once splendid moment again. That's your 2012 that is.

You will once again toy with the idea of changing your name. Just remember that your bank is under the bitter aspect of a pedantic Jupiter for the first half of the year and any attempt to alter your account details are fraught with difficulties, meaning the computer can't do it.


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