Taurus - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Bridges, tractors and windmills are your lucky tropical fish tank accessories until at least the beginning of June this year.

Tom and Jerry type chases, maybe between cats and mice in your neighborhood, or maybe that includes neighbors brawling in the streets with frying pans or garden forks, are well starred especially when an unexpected cheese crisis starts to hit at the end of the month.

A gift you bought an elderly relative in December is set to haunt you, or they may ask you for the receipt to take it back to the store, whichever happens first.

An Elvis impersonator has a message just for you hidden on a piece of paper in his well greased hair on the 23rd of January.


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