The Bart Simpson style enjoyment you have had since you bought your first programmable universal tv controller last year looks endless, especially now you have programmed the play button to the off switch, the On switch to the pause button and the pause button to an options menu in Greek. The confusion sown by your actions is pretty much your 2012 mapped out, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Talking animals, other than ones in the movies, do not exist, and your comments on that YouTube video will be inappropriate on the 7th.

Don't forget to try to enjoy yourself this year it's later than you think.