Pisces - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Pisces is the only star sign with the word Pie arranged in exactly the right order. This isn't coincidence, it is for a reason, and this month you will start to discover what the universe has in store for all Pie-sees this month and the year ahead. Pies of all shape, sweet and savory, some lovingly dusted with flour or icing sugar and even those thrown on the plate all of a sudden because they were hotter than expected when they were picked up, are magically starred this month and in the year ahead.

Outlandishly philosophical opinions involving whether a fish knows the difference between left and right is your preferred drunken topic around the 28th of the month, especially with the bearded (including the unshaved).

A rock tune has a message especially for you, waiting for you on iTunes some place.

 

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