Libra - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Yummy foods, sugary, creamy, chocolaty, fruity, delicious deserts will be well starred for all Libra for a half hour window at 2:30am on the 16th of the month.

The point of trying to live the dream has always eluded you, you are a pragmatic individual who is well based in reality. Not so much this year. You will decide to live one of your smaller dreams just in case it doesn't work out: like running in slow motion from some sort of terror, falling from a great height with all your arms and legs flailing about the place, or talking to a long dead relative about cup cakes.

Choose 'oinking' like a pig to 'mooing' like a cow in any child entertaining activities well into May.


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