Gemini - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

It's time to forgive something or someone, maybe a pet or a bed post, for wrongs you deem they have done you. The planets suggest you do this using an elaborate ceremony involving candles and dimmed lights but just don't kill, bruise or scare anything - just get any pack of candles, light them, turn the lights down/off and Venus will make sure you know what you are doing once you get started.

Embrace chaos in all of its forms this month, especially when on twizzly fairground rides that are on some sort of rail.

Greet the day with a loud "Hello!" for the first three weeks of the month to proclaim you are here and ready to face the day undaunted by problems and obstacles. 2012 is set to be a fantastic year especially when pets are involved and despite a Dexter type serial killer moving into the neighborhood.


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