Capricorn - January 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Control freakery will come especially easy for you all month, especially on Tuesdays, particularly when cooking Indian style food (mmmh Bhuna) or Chinese with prawns.

You are about to choose the wrong side in the upcoming Google vs Facebook war, later in the year. This will be the first corporate war in history as so accurately predicted (as many other things) in The Terminator movies.

Beware shirts worn by others with arrows or fingers pointing left or right with messages on that could lead to pictures on the social media's. We're thinking the "I'm with this idiot --->", "This is Osama Bin Laden's brother --->", "I'm with this banker --->" that kind of thing. This may mean you are looking more closely than normally acceptable at other men's chests (women who wear that kind of t-shirt expect you to look at their breasts) but your caution is a small price to pay for your later career prospects when a boss, or someone who wants to cause you ill, sees the picture and decides to add it to your personnel file for later use.

2012 is not the end of the world - it is the beginning of a new beginning. It's your time - run barefootedly into the sun even if you can't see where you are treading, all will be well as thorns and sharp stones come under the influence of a giddy Mars.

 

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