For a brief moment this month you will be able to understand what a dog is saying when it is barking. Yes, exactly like in Lassie. After the typical Taurean reaction of cocooning yourself into a complete denial funk, you will soon be won over by the mutt's compelling arguments. You may even show the dog your putting a chocolate drop on your nose, flinging your head back and catching it in your mouth trick you decided to learn as your new year resolution...

Even though latest medical advice is that you should perform just a heart massage rather than the kiss of life, you will be strangely drawn to kiss an unconscious person this month.

Beware people dressed as nurses if they are not the real thing this month, especially if they have filled syringes.

This month your destiny wants to learn how to juggle.