Scorpio - February 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Going up behind someone and putting your hands playfully over their eyes is poorly starred this month, especially if either of you are carrying a bowlful of water.

You know those pictures you sometimes see in the newspapers where a person/child stands one side of a thick glass wall with a wild animal, like a lion, the other side, both looking at each other...? taken in a zoo most probably.... Well, there appears to be some sort of incident that is difficult to translate in Scorpio's chart this month - the word 'arraigned' is the closest English word. Ho Hum.

Greet disappointments with a loud sigh and theatrically rolled eyes until 16th of the month.

This month your leap year destiny is shrouded in what ifs.

 

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