Leo - February 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Plans for picnics, or any predominantly bread based foods eaten on checkered cloths feasts, are well starred this month, especially from the first to third chew. Wasp advisory is a 5 if it's that time of year in your hemisphere.

Beach chairs / loungers are well starred especially in parts of the world where it's far too cold at the moment to use them.

Afghanistan continues to be bottom of your summer holiday plans again this year, but, surprisingly, Iran has gone straight up to number 5 on the list.

This month your destiny is waving a flag of some country or other.

 

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