Gemini - February 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Misheard lyrics in songs, played on the radio, will be a constant danger this month, especially if you tend to overreact when mistakenly hearing your name while carrying fragile, valuable objects.

Sugar Sugar by The Archies will be your lucky nostalgia track this month. They played it in space, it was a big thing at the time during the Apollo landings. Drop that fact into a conversation this month for valuable Moon points - the satellite of earth is feeling nostalgic.

Subterfuge, athletic running, and straff-firing a machine gun into the enemy are your lucky video game activities most of the time.

Robin, Tonto and Jeff from Curb Your Enthusiasm are your lucky sidekicks all month.

Your destiny is about to up the anti.

 

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