Embrace catchable bustling people of all sizes this month, particularly when shopping on Saturdays.

Given the choice, prefer smooth and shallow, to rough and deep, in all situations apart from when rock climbing, parachuting or arguing over who pays the restaurant bill.

Remember that being attractive to the opposite sex is a privilege that can be taken away by the planets at any time by removing your fashion sense.

Yellow Post It notes will continue to bode ill in any back to nature situations, especially if stuck on the refrigerator in any wooden shacks situated in the forest.

This month your destiny is like a stereotype blonde in a tizzy over her girlfriend's nails.