Aries - February 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Taking tests, maybe a driving theory test, a blood pressure test, or a math test for the under 6's, are badly starred this month, especially around question 6 and 10. In multiple choice exams prefer the C above all others.

In store helpers with weight issues, especially the walking super-obese, will prove problematic for much of the time, especially if they are enduring some sort of vicarious tv soap character relationship problem, or look like they need to take a toilet break but can't find the time.

Jupiter won't be much use to Aries this month unless you decide to take up horse riding.

Speed bumps are about to provide moments of concern this month to rear seat passengers who report hearing rattling noises but which the driver will dismiss in a Neptune inspired arrogance funk.

This month your destiny becomes Italian.

 

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