Riding a motorcycle over roof tops, James Bond in Skyfall style, is well starred this month as long as it's not washing day.

A woman with a hairstyle like Marge Simpson will hypnotize you this month using the power of suggestion and the surprisingly loud click of her fingers that always visibly startles the parrot on her shoulder.

Surfing, sliding on ice and slipping on frozen puddles on the sidewalk are your lucky seasonal activities all month.

If life is really like a box of chocolates, remember that there is more to a box of chocolates than the chocolates themselves. You could start to write a plot for your novel on the chocolate box lid instead, for instance.