Flying through the air, maybe behind a few reindeer, on a magic carpet, or even in a Boeing 767, are equally well starred this month, but not when the wind is over 5 mph.

House chores while under the influence of either alcohol or prescription drugs, is poorly starred again this month, especially when trying to open jars.

Opening A Jar Tip Of The Month From The Planets When Under The Influence Of Either Alcohol Or Prescription Drugs: Don't try that fast twisting motion, as if you are trying to surprise the jar with your quickness: hold the jar cap in one hand and the jar in the other for about ten seconds until the jar top gently warms then say something like "Here we go", "Here you are" or "Unckt!" and push down and then round firmly until it opens. This might take anything up to 2 hours to complete.

Greet friends Euro style all month with at least three kisses on their alternate face cheek.