Virgo - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Your complete inability to do anything remotely sporty while somebody is watching is set to be helped this month by some sort of Mr Miyagi Karate Kid character. Sort of like his polish on, polish off advice but without the polish and with little kids running around.

A cramp in your leg will provide a reminder this month that you should laugh at yourself occasionally - you might as well join in because it looks hilarious especially with you wearing that Austrian leather tight shorts outfit.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the moment you breathe in before you start speaking in your post event television interview (or the explanation you have to give to the authorities who have just pulled you to the side).

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19