Taurus - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Your body is now perfect after years of training and eating the right thing. Your self confidence is at an all-time high. However, there is still that one little thing that isn't quite right and you can't quite put your finger on it can you?

Is it better to be the person who suffers fools gladly, the person who doesn't suffer fools gladly, or play the fool? Venus is about to answer this dilemma this month in the form of athletic mime.

Ignore concerned relatives who tell you: "You'll never make a career out of flipping and flopping like that on the carpet even if you do make it to the Olympics."

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the part when you put your trunks on in the changing room before going diving.


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