Scorpio - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Horse people are your lucky people once again this month. They generally tend to be well educated, pretty rich and have an attention to detail bordering on the fussy - you only have to have one horse die through neglect and you pretty much aren't a horse person anymore.

Falling with style is well starred this month. Possibly artistic multi twizzly dives, or maybe just athletically rolled stumbly falls. Your choice.

Waving your national flag has never been better starred, especially large ones at sporting events with those behind not over the moon you are stopping them seeing anything but too afraid to say anything as your first retort will be that they are being unpatriotic, which is, of course, undeniable.

This month your lucky Olympic activity is the bit where you put the chalk on your hands before weightlifting.


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