Sagittarius - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Flag waving has rarely been better starred, especially the very large two handed heavy ones (even in heavy wind and at sporting events with everyone behind you and those you keep hitting on the head around you supportive), but also the ickle hand held plastic ones too.

Avoid through-the-night working on some kind of writing or computer programming project. It will not go well. Mercury will have your back until about 4:30am and then Mars will jump in and ruin it all and you will have to start again.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the two seconds after you have just knelt down in your kayak.

 

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