Libra - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Of all the "legal substance highs" this month, embrace caffeine over glue, which is now relegated to third position behind chocolate, says Saturn.

Embrace the term 'hey ho' in any 'so be it' kind of situation this month, especially when you are trying to impress men who like to wear leather and pointy boots.

Now may be the best time to ask for whom the bell tolls, because even if it is tolling for you so what?

Your lucky gym fitness exercise this month is the marshmallow bar.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is clinging on for dear life when your kayak turns over.

 

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