Gemini - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Bafflement, befuddlement and Belushi (John) are your lucky B words this month.

Avoid fudge from that shop you see next Saturday - it's actually gone off toffee.

Not reading the small print of contracts, especially the ones online where you didn't read them but just clicked yes hoping for the best, is about to become lucky this month from the 7th.

Splashing in water is set to increase luckiness this month, including unintentional splashes such as falling off when water skiing, dive fails, and duck washing itself impersonations.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is drunken diving.

 

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