Capricorn - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Prefer the oinking of pigs to the bahing of sheep in any animal sounds selection this month.

Kangaroos named Skippy, seals named Flipper and dinosaurs named Barney are your lucky animals this month, as long as money does not change hands.

Travel plans may need to be rethought due to some sort of thing on the 17th of the month.

A comedian who you once respected will shock you into reconsidering his worth on Twitter this month.

Bowling using the bowls the bowling range supply is much better starred than your favorite bowl you like to take with you in it's own case this month, that is until around 7:56pm on the 19th of the month.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the three seconds just after you have crossed the finish line.

 

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